Any “About Me” section on an online dating profile that starts with “I only wear silver shoes” is a complete and total write off. I didn’t even bother reading any further.

I had a boyfriend, but I just got my ass dumped yesterday, so consider this blog active again. I will post as soon as I have time and fuel!

“So this will most certainly be the original long shot msg you’ve ever read on this 
site.

Please don’t be offended or anything, I hope you take it only as a compliment. I 
think you are drop dead sexy, so much so that there are two things I hope you are 
interested in. First, is a photo shoot, It won’t cost you a dime I just think 
that you are super attractive and would like to use you for my portfolio. And yes 
I am a photographer for a living and can toss you a link to some of my work if you 
wanna see it. 

Secondly, are you interested in women at all? I know it is a super long shot, and 
please don’t be offended. I know a lot of people still are by the ideas of 
gay/bisexual/experimental stuff , but any chance you would like to go on a date 
with my gf and I? She is into women also. Wow do I feel like a douche asking 
that, but ya. I’d totally date you if I wasn’t in a relationship… I’m just 
not a cheater.

Anyways, I totally understand if you are not interested, but let me know.”